To be clear: Most of the following sex records aren’t exactly #goals. You knew about the record for “ Most Apples Held in Own Mouth and Cut by Chainsaw in One Minute”, and who could forget the records for “ Stretchiest Skin” or “ Longest Metal Coil Passed Through the Nose and Out of the Mouth”? But for those of us who are curious about the world’s sexiest records - ahem, absolutely all of us - I’ve compiled a list of all the greatest sex world records that are totally wild and NSFTGBOWR (Not Safe For The Guinness Book Of World Records). But ask yourself this: Was it world record-breaking sex? Maybe you’ve been lucky enough in your life to have had some earth-shatteringly good sex.
